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So Holiday season is in full swing, Holiday 1 is finished after 8 days of festivities and we have 11 more shopping days until Holiday 2, and if you’re into those Afrocentric vibes then Holiday 3 is right behind Holiday 2. (OK OK to hell with this PC crap, Hanukah, Christmas and Kwanzaa in that order) And what do each of these holidays have in common if nothing else? F O O D. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not going to sit here on my high horse and tell you not to eat the good food in front of you or avoid drinking alcohol while I’m going to be eating my weight in pastelles and drinking coquito and sorrel until I’m blue in the face. Not gonna happen sweeties, at this point if allyuh didn’t do anything towards getting in shape for carnival 2008 I have some sobering news for you! You won’t see much change if you start now and in that case I suggest you take everything in extreme moderation, take a little of everything but make sure it’s little. The point is to lower you intake of calories but still have a good time. For work lunch eat a nice salad in place of the cold weather comfort foods and save your
carb intake for the holiday goodies. It’s the holidays after all and in my humble opinion it makes no damn sense to deny yourself during celebratory times (Holidays, Birthdays, Carnival etc…).
On top of that you will have to cardio your butt off… literally. At this point, don’t worry so much about the weight training because nobody will see the muscles under that fat, sorry for being so candid but candid is my middle name. Cardio three times a week at least, that is if your really serious. And if you have the time, supplement that Holiday shopping and decorating with a little bit of weight training. I know I said forget that but if you’re really in bad shape a little weight training goes a long way in ADDITION to the heavy Cardio. My favorite abs tip: Do a least a hundred abs exercises as soon as you wake up. Set the alarm early, roll off the bed in your PJs, Chemise or whatever and work those abs. You’ll be surprised at how much they will go down.
If you’ve been working out so much that you look like Gracyanne Barbosa (see my “Glutes of Steel” post) or Shemar Moore in his prime then CONGRATS! Drink a rum and a puncha crema – drink it up because let’s lighten up, having a nice sized plate of food at your family dinner or an extra glass of Reisling at the company party is not going to turn you into Jabba the Hut. Just continue fitness routine as usual and by the time you reach POS, MSY, GIG or SSA* yuh good to go!
Airport Codes for Doofuses:
POS – Port of Spain
MSY – New Orleans
GIG – Rio de Janeiro
SSA– Salvador de Bahia
Thanks again to Islandtempo member Triniboriquen for helping a sister out! 



